keep it cozy

babes

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:38:19 -0400

babes

And when one terrible date door closes...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:57:01 -0400

Another amazing date door opens.

fuckyeahjohnkrasinski: ugh you are everything

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:37:43 -0400

fuckyeahjohnkrasinski:

ugh

you are everything

baileymichelle: #boh #baltimore #canton this is my...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:25:23 -0400

baileymichelle:

#boh #baltimore #canton

this is my parents’ hangout no lie

boopabelle: I am the dread pirate! f’in love this game

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:56:44 -0400

boopabelle:

I am the dread pirate!

f’in love this game

And they lived happily ever after. — John Mulaney

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:54:34 -0400

And they lived happily ever after.

— John Mulaney

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Mon, 20 May 2013 17:53:48 -0400

inessentialhouses: Happy 105th Birthday, Jimmy Stewart(May 20,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:43:15 -0400

inessentialhouses:

Happy 105th Birthday, Jimmy Stewart
(May 20, 1908 - July 2, 1997)

“I’ve sort of gotten into the habit of looking for the vulnerable guy, the guy who makes mistakes, the guy who can’t figure things out all the time but keeps at it.”

didney-worl-no-uta: admiralrainbow: rirygoesrawr: cyanide-pois...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:32:42 -0400

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

THIS IS AMAZING

curseswrittenincursive: homieelifee: frostingpeetaswounds: ash...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:20:02 -0400

curseswrittenincursive:

homieelifee:

frostingpeetaswounds:

asherlockian:

rc-hawkeye:

yngangryndfoul:

clothedloser:

knife-calledlust:

the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER.

wow.. is this real?

i fucking love fuckin aaron sorkin man

Also sums up how I feel about Britian, just with different statistics.

We’ve both declined, and neither of us is willing to admit it.

I like this

I’m not American, but this is brilliant.

holy shit

OMG

this is great

I just Googled "how to end a bad date" before going on a date.

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:33:37 -0400

Bad sign?

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Fri, 17 May 2013 17:31:29 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:16:27 -0400

"Yes, I was infatuated with you: I am still. No one has ever heightened such a keen capacity of..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:41:09 -0400

“Yes, I was infatuated with you: I am still. No one has ever heightened such a keen capacity of physical sensation in me. I cut you out because I couldn’t stand being a passing fancy. Before I give my body, I must give my thoughts, my mind, my dreams. And you weren’t having any of those”

- Sylvia Plath (via stfumadison)